That's intense
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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