Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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