Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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