break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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