Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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