O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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