I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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