Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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