thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
