How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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