Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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