Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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