She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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