Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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