So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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