Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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