hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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