Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
