Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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