tell your sister to shave her snatch
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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