Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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