Christians are straight up FREAKS
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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