This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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