I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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