this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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