exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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