I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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