i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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