I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Boobs speak an international language.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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