How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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