how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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