grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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