So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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