if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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