I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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