I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
