He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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