i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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