do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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