I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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