Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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