You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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