at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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