oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i came on her dog
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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