You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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