i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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