Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
