2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
