were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
