he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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