doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
